The centrepiece display to the Internet’s Thanksgiving buffet spread.
The coloured aglets at the ends of the Internet’s military-styled boot laces.
The potentially-fatal but eternally-dormant bacterium residing in the right atrium of the Internet’s cow heart.
The foreign coin found down the back of the couch from a country the Internet’s never even heard of.
The green ink that’s still full when the black, red, and blue are done in the Internet’s four-colour pen.
